Steve Jobs
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Post by Steve Jobs on Jun 22, 2015 22:56:42 GMT -5
Steve Jobs, long since dead, noticed Bill Gates had taken ownership of an NBA team and was so angry that he rose from the grave to purchase his own NBA team. Buying the Thunder from Clay Bennett and his ownership group for 7.349 Billion pesos and an iPad Air, Zombie Steve Jobs intends to carry his lifeless team to beat Bill Gates to an NBA championship at some point before his re-death or re-die trying. Suck it Bill Gates.
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Post by Frank Reynolds on Jun 23, 2015 16:46:08 GMT -5
Haha youre getting all pissy cuz i said bass isnt good, u r such a little bitch
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Steve Jobs
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Post by Steve Jobs on Jun 23, 2015 17:36:45 GMT -5
Yeah, this whole thing is clearly the result of me actually being pissy as opposed to simply trying to have a laugh about meaningless banter. :) I enjoyed your bake sale/car wash post, decided to take your idea and run with it, and simultaneously thought it would be fun to stir some shit up, that's all. I guess a guy can't even get drunk and crack long, drawn out jokes in a clearly sarcastic tone anymore without being taken seriously. What's the world come to? lol.
Looking forward to kicking your ass though. Just because it's a joke doesn't mean I won't take our rivalry seriously.
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Post by Blake Bowman on Jun 23, 2015 17:45:00 GMT -5
He's already my rival. Suck it, Steven.
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Steve Jobs
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Post by Steve Jobs on Jun 23, 2015 18:00:18 GMT -5
I guess he needs to stop making imaginary enemies.
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Post by Blake Bowman on Jun 23, 2015 18:03:50 GMT -5
I know him in real life. He needs to stop making enemies here too. ;) lel
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Steve Jobs
Oklahoma City Thunder
Posts: 2,918
Likes: 2,107
Total Bank: 50,500
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Post by Steve Jobs on Jun 23, 2015 18:08:08 GMT -5
Haha, yeah I think I remember having read that somewhere in one of these draft threads - I wouldn't dream of stealing your real life rival. :P haha
I really meant "imaginary" as in I have absolutely nothing against him and only did this whole thing for shits and gigs. But in retrospect, it would have been much more accurate and efficient to just say "stop making "enemies.""
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