Secret BC/Doc collaboration
Jul 9, 2016 22:41:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2016 22:41:38 GMT -5
Alright, I've decided to tell the truth.Shortly after my departure from Orlando I was wandering the streets of Atlanta secretly hoping for a zombie apocalypse to end my sorrowful career as a GM when Brown Cobb IV found me and took me in as his own apprentice. All along he has secretly been training me, he told me to make everybody think that I was bad at trading so that billy wouldn't get suspicious. I owed him my life and decided that a fair payment would be to send me to the Sacramento Kings (after he safely disposed of Ron Burgundy) so that I could begin my path to the #1 pick. He convinced me to start off with making a few bad trades with Kong before finally making the GSW-SAC trade that gave me the #1 pick and eventually I gave him the #1 pick but shortly afterwards he decided that he wanted his #4 pick back but I refused to give it to him, so his goons tied me up until a few days after the pick and by then it was too late. By getting me removed from the league he thought that all of the evidence of his crimes were gone but I now plead guilty to secretly aiding a criminal by secretly being his assistant GM all along!
Miami Heat
