Kylo Ren's Introductory Press Conference as Miami Heat GM

[Kylo Ren]

Hello Dynasty 720,

I am Kylo Ren and your commissioner, Billy King, made me GM of the Miami Heat. Many do not know this about me, but I am an avid basketball fan in between training with the Supreme Leader and talking to Darth Vader's helmet.

DO NOT lie to me because I can use my mind control to see inside your mind. Also, do not piss me off or the basketball will simply hang in the air when your team tries to shoot; how would you like dem apples Steph Curry?!?!?!?

I would also put to rest the rumors surrounding Alonzo Mourning, Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vlade. Mr. Mourning is alive but on a planet in an undisclosed star system. Darth Vlade, on the other hand, found himself at the wrong end of my wickedly awesome lightsaber because he impersonated my idol and grandfather, Darth Vader. As far as the Luke Skywalker rumors, let me know if he shows up again please! :)

I am excited to GM the Miami Heat but find the team in a precarious position. The lightside within me thinks we should trade Klay Thompson and rebuild while the darkside tells me to win now due to my superior skills with the force. Deep down, I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. In time my plan will be revealed to the league but until then I will take questions from the media. Once again, I am happy to be in this league!

Sincerely,


Kylo Ren
Commander of the First Order and GM of the Miami Heat

[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

More like "the Worst Order", am I right???

[Kylo Ren]

Jul 15, 2016 18:02:10 GMT -5 DJ Jazzy Jeff said:

More like "the Worst Order", am I right???

Now Jeffy, we both know that you don't really mean that. I mean, you could quit talking about the most powerful force in the galaxy and start trading players...I mean how long have Paul George, Ricky Rubio, Patty Mills and Marcus Morris been on that team? ;)

[Reggie Miller]

may the force be with you