Press Release: The 2016-2017 Minnesota Timberwolves

[Milt Newton]

After an almost three-month long hiatus, Minnesota Timberwolves GM Milt Newton got to meet the Wolfpack over dinner at his home. 

Though it is not clear what happened since losing their bid to enter the playoffs, some basketball pundits are considering Mr Newton will retire after this season due to personal reasons. Allegedly, his possible successors are former Timberwolves players Sam Mitchell, Isaiah Rider, Christian Laettner, and former Chicago Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau.

Much is expected from the Wolfpack this season, acquiring rookie Austrian center Jakob Poeltl and veteran guard Greivis Vasquez from free agency. 

We are also hoping to acquire a veteran big man in free agency, having lost veterans Carlos Boozer and Trevor Booker. We look forward to winning at least 50 games this season.

*signed* for Milt Newton

Scott Layden

[billy]

MILT DONT DIE

[Gregg Popovich]

rip :/