Post by Frank Reynolds on Jul 7, 2015 22:04:12 GMT -5
Bill Gates was murdered by Channel 4 Anchorman Ron Burgundy, Burgundy beat him to death with Gates' mothers Dildo. Gates bled out in a matter of seconds and by Law of The Jungle AKA the NBA Burgundy took control of the Sacramento Kings and is now married to Melinda Gates. Burgundy says he plans on cutting anyone who can not grow a mustache by the end of the month. The facial hairless women that call themselves men will be thrown into a pit of rabid donkeys and raped by a chimpanzee. Thank you and Stay Classy and Go fuck yourself Danny Ainge.
