Sudden Sickness from Previous LAC GM's
Aug 10, 2017 12:31:35 GMT -5
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Post by Gregg Popovich on Aug 10, 2017 12:31:35 GMT -5
Hello this is DSPN720 News, coming up with a quick update on the dysfunctional organization, the Los Angeles Clippers.
With the sudden disappearance of Phil Jackson, Mr. Jeff Schwartz, former player agent of the 2017-2018 pre-season, decided to take the reins of the Clippers.
Many fans have inquired what has happened to their franchise as many GMs have come and gone in a relatively short period of time. Phil Jackson has been reported to be with Doc Rivers as they were laughing at something related to an organization and ruining it and just recently we have received news that Jeff Schwartz caught ill and has not been looking any better as time progresses.
While the disease is still not yet known, doctors around the world has reported that it could be a inter-species disease as he has been in contact with apes these days. Never hang out with apes.
Steve Ballmer, the current owner of the Clippers, seemed to be worried as we tried to contact him for a brief telephone interview. He told us he was busy looking for a new owner outside of the States and hung up on us.
Eventually he came back from Tokyo, riding on what seems to be a miniature green dinosaur.
Mr. Ballmer held a press conference, introducing this creature as the new GM of the Clippers. "We have looked far and wide for a new GM, we believe Mr. Yoshi can provide us with a new outlook on how to manage this team. We are currently looking to see if we should continue to rebuild our team around Conley or allow our players to continue and develop for the future."
The green dinosaur looked across the sea of reporters taking pictures of it as it replied with a sweet and simple, "Yoshi."
With the sudden disappearance of Phil Jackson, Mr. Jeff Schwartz, former player agent of the 2017-2018 pre-season, decided to take the reins of the Clippers.
Many fans have inquired what has happened to their franchise as many GMs have come and gone in a relatively short period of time. Phil Jackson has been reported to be with Doc Rivers as they were laughing at something related to an organization and ruining it and just recently we have received news that Jeff Schwartz caught ill and has not been looking any better as time progresses.
While the disease is still not yet known, doctors around the world has reported that it could be a inter-species disease as he has been in contact with apes these days. Never hang out with apes.
Steve Ballmer, the current owner of the Clippers, seemed to be worried as we tried to contact him for a brief telephone interview. He told us he was busy looking for a new owner outside of the States and hung up on us.
Eventually he came back from Tokyo, riding on what seems to be a miniature green dinosaur.
Mr. Ballmer held a press conference, introducing this creature as the new GM of the Clippers. "We have looked far and wide for a new GM, we believe Mr. Yoshi can provide us with a new outlook on how to manage this team. We are currently looking to see if we should continue to rebuild our team around Conley or allow our players to continue and develop for the future."
The green dinosaur looked across the sea of reporters taking pictures of it as it replied with a sweet and simple, "Yoshi."
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