DeAndre Jordan Birthday Party Tragedy

[Frank Reynolds]

Last night DeAndre Jordan and his Sacramento Kings were celebrating his 27 birthday at the Pizza Hut on Fulton Avenue. About half an hour into the celebration a drunken Ty Lawson entered with a sawed off shotgun screaming at DeAndre for not inviting him to DeAndre's Birthday Extravaganza, Ty Lawson shot 4 times and hit the Pepperoni Pizza, DeAndres Xbox One which he had received from teammate Zoran Dragic, some other presents and Zoran Dragic was hit directly in the face and took it like a man walked up to Ty and beat his ass. Zoran was claimed a hero but he will be out for 2-3 weeks with a broken fucking face. Ty has been banned from Pizza Hut,PaPa Johns, Little Caesers and Dominos after the incident. When asked about Ty after the shooting DeAndre said "This is why I didn't invite that n****r." 

[Donald Trump]

and then trigger happy Mark Cuban crashes the party kicks the front door of pizza hut and tries to shoot deandre sharknado style but misses point blank then cuban got RKO'd out of nowhere by a pizza hut delivery guy

[John Stockton]

i thought ty's weapon of choice was the axe

[John Stockton]

[Donald Trump]

Jul 23, 2015 22:47:23 GMT -5 John Stockton said:

lol hahaha.. dwight better make those free throws if he want his big head stay in tact..